“I saw God.”
“I had to collect my soul off the ceiling.”
“Hand that over right now!”
Heard of the “Rose Toy?” You’re not the only one! It’s all over TikTok and there’s a reason for all the hype.
Welcome to Secret Bouquet, where we sell, you guessed it, the Rose Toy.
We’re here to answer all your questions about the Rose Toy and to alleviate any apprehension you might have about the safety of our Rose Toy.
Before I continue, you should probably know that I’m a 34-year-old woman, so I’m not any stranger to the adult toy world. I’ve had my fair share of adult toys.
I’ve had toys that vibrate. I’ve had toys with suction. I even have toys that do both. I have a travel vibrator, and used a plug-in-the-wall wand. What’s so special about the Secret Bouquet Rose Toy? Well, I’ll give you TEN reasons.
Reason Number 1:
It has 10 Speeds.
Yes, you heard that right. You can choose from ten rhythm/vibration speeds, customizing it to your pleasure desire.
This might not seem like a huge deal, but when you’ve used other vibrators with only two options: On and Off, you know that one size (or should I say speed) does not fit all.
Reason Number 2:
It fits in the palm of your hand.
Because of it’s compact size, it doesn’t take up much room at all. This means it’s easy to store, easy to take traveling, and most importantly easy hold.
The bigger the size, the better, right? WRONG! We already know that’s false, in more ways then one! For those that have used the giant plug-in wands, you know how it can get in it’s own way! Well, not with Secret Bouquet’s Rose Toy.
But don’t let it’s small size deceive you. Size does not equate to power. And this little Rose Toy still has a nice kick to it.
Reason Number 3:
It sucks and vibrates simultaneously.
We call it the one-two punch! Sure, lots of adult toys vibrate and lots of them have suction. But when you add the two together in one nice little package, you get a whole new experience.
But don’t take my word for it! Take the words of thousands of users that have reviewed the Rose Toy on TikTok!
Reason Number 4:
It’s completely safe!
There are a lot of “click-bait” articles out there, using titles that are trying to scare you into clicking them. Well, rest assured, the Secret Bouquet Rose Toy is 100% body safe and allergy free.
We make it with a high-quality silica gel that is hypoallergenic and safe to use directly on your most intimate parts.
Listen ladies, I’m right here with you. I would never sell something that I wouldn’t feel comfortable using myself. Or letting my own mother use!
Reason Number 5:
Yep, that means you can use the Secret Bouquet Rose Toy in the shower, tub, or your own private pool.
Even better, you can wash and clean the Rose Toy before and after each use without destroying it!
This also means you can use it with or without any water based lube. (But keep in mind don’t use any silicone based lubricants.)
Reason Number 6:
The Secret Bouquet Rose Toy wirelessly charges via a USB magnetic docking station that comes with the Rose Toy.
You don’t have to worry about buying batteries. Or putting them in. Or replacing them. Just set the Rose Toy to charge and you’ll be having fun in less than two and a half hours.
Oh, and how long does the battery last? Longer than you’ll probably need. (Roughly 2 hours!)
Reason Number 7:
Have you ever used a noisy vibrator? It’s embarrassing, right? You have to use pillows to smother the sound so that none of your roommates, family members, or anyone else you’re living with can hear you.
Well, with Secret Bouquet’s Rose Toy, you won’t have to worry about that!
And even better news? The Rose Toy arrives in discreet packaging anyway, so those same people you don’t want to hear you also won’t know what you received in the mail! It’ll be our little secret.
Reason Number 8:
There’s no messing it up. There’s only one button and charging is magnetic. There’s only one hole that does the suction, so there’s no mistaken which end goes where. (I know you’ve seen some of those pretty complicated toys out there. Yikes!)
Reason Number 9:
It doesn’t look like an adult toy!
Bored with typical dildos and vibrators? We don’t blame you! Let’s be done with those phallic sex toys! These “marital aids” have been around since the 1800s. It’s 2022 and time for something different.
The Rose Toy has all the great elements of a high-quality vibrator, but with the look and feel of a delicate flower.
What would you rather? Being caressed by a gentle rose petal, or probed with a metal rod?
I’d choose the rose any day.
Reason Number 10:
It has a guarantee!
If you aren’t 100% satisfied with the Secret Bouquet Rose Toy, you’ll receive a full refund without having to send it back!
We call it The Rose Toy “Best Orgasm Ever” Guarantee. We guarantee you’ll experience the best orgasm you’ve ever had in your entire life with the Secret Bouquet Rose Toy. If not, you get your money back, no questions asked.
Sounds like zero risk to me!
Ready to Try?
The ROSE symbolizes love, romance, beauty and purity. It’s a timeless flower that has been around for over 35 million years. All it takes is some loving tender care. And just like this amazing flower, women too, need some love and care.
So, remember to put yourself first once in a while and give yourself some TLC with Secret Bouquet’s Rose Toy!